squatch attacks

You really haven't lived until you've seen an inflatable sasquatch attack a civilized crowd of white collar professionals. brilliant.

Before the rage: a calm, cool and collected squatch politely posing with guests.

During: must have been one too many Bellevue brats kicking, punching and screaming. He just snapped without warning, like those crazy people on that program on the Oxygen channel. He started plunging the pointy end of the skis into the soft, freshly massaged flesh of the suburbanites who made the trek into the big city to kick off ski season.

Utter chaos. I'm surprised we all made it out alive. Please don't mess with sasquatch.