cornbread from pouch boycott

I'm trying to start an international "cornbread made from a pouch" boycott. Who's with me?

I have proof that disasters of incomprehensible proportions occur with the preparation of Marie Callender's Cornbread Pouches. There are enough terrible things going on in the world. Let's pull together and rid the world of this obvious trouble maker.


Exhibit A: I was asked to bring cornbread to a dinner party. Naturally, I thought a pouched mix was the way to go. BUT...when all was said and done, the cornbread turned out funny.... I was ridiculed and blacklisted from dinner parties all over Seattle.

Exhibit B: A group of us smuggled Marie Callender's Cornbread Pouches across the border to prepare a feast in Canada. The effort was sabotaged. It was messy.

I beg you all to please make a conscious decision next time you're at the grocery. Do not let this vile pouch into your cart or basket! Together we can conserve time, energy and SOS pads. Do it for the children.

**I in no way suggest the boycott of other flavored breads. Please keep consuming banana, pumpkin, cinnamon raisin and even zucchini breads. Let it be clear that the only war I wage is on Marie Callender's Cornbread (from a pouch).